Top Tuesday Taunts and Topics

 Can a responsible adult just put Greta Thunberg in "timeout" for the next twenty years? Are there any responsible adults in Sweden?  She has aged from a career as a child curiosity to her new image as a whining, leftist, twenty-something bitch. Sweden would have been better off just sending a couple of Volvos to Israel.

Hakeem Jeffries is either the biggest dumbass in the House or Nancy Pelosi's retarded sock puppet. You make the call!

If a few years ago you had told me that John Fetterman would be the most reasonable Democrat in the Senate, I would have called you crazy. But I was wrong. Yesterday, Fetterman showed that he is smarter than the average Democrat. He wrote this. “I unapologetically stand for free speech, peaceful demonstrations, and immigration—but this is not that. This is anarchy and true chaos. My party loses the moral high ground when we refuse to condemn setting cars on fire, destroying buildings, and assaulting law enforcement.”

Yesterday, 113 Democrats voted against a resolution condemning antisemitism in the Boulder, Colorado attack a few days ago. It was sponsored by Republican congressman Gabe Evans. Pelosi's sock puppet disagreed with Mr. Paul and had this comment for media members, "Who is this guy? He's not seriously concerned with combating antisemitism in America. This is not a serious effort. Antisemitism is a scourge on America. It shouldn't be weaponized politically." Of course, Rep. Sock Puppet failed to finish that last sentence. What he meant to say was, "It shouldn't be weaponized politically, except by Democrats."

Not to be outdone by a sock puppet or a piece of crap, Mr. Evans responded to the halfwit Hakeem and wrote on X, nee Twitter, "I served our nation in uniform in the Middle East, as a cop in Colorado, & now as a Congressman. This wildly offensive sentiment from Democrat's Leader is why antisemitism persists. The Left is unserious about finding real solutions."

Wait!! I forgot! Jeffries also said that Evans would only be a one term Congressman. I hate to break it to you Hakeem, but Abe Lincoln only served one term in Congress. He seemed to do okay.

The score is former Colorado cop, 1, Pelosi sock puppet 0. But who's keeping score, other than me?

In 1957, Gov. Orval Faubus of Arkansas activated the Arkansas National Guard to prevent the integration of Little Rock High School. President Eisenhower responded by federalizing the National Guard and taking control of it. Then he sent the 101st Airborne to Little Rock to make sure that the school was integrated. Like Eisenhower, Trump has a responsibility and the authority to deploy troops to keep the peace.

The Insurrection Act has been invoked by Presidents thirty times in US history. This despite the media labeling it as an archaic act that has rarely been used by Presidents. It's time for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act and send the Army and Marines to Los Angeles. Even an idiot or liberal, if there is a difference, can see that the situation there is out of control. 

Gavin Newsome, like Orval Faubus, seeks to allow rioters to run the government. I am sure that they are/were both Democrats is purely coincidental. 

A Democratic presidential primary between "Gruesome" Gavin Newsome and "Tampon Tim" Walz in 2028 would hopefully spell the end of the Democratic Party. There's not enough testosterone between those two guys to fill a slide for a microscope. Hillary Clinton could take either one of them in a fight.

Federal Judges and other Idiots

 Why can't we live in a country where federal judges are more concerned with the rights and safety of citizens than they are about the rights of illegal immigrants?

What part of illegal immigrants is it that federal judges don't seem to understand?

When will American citizens get the "due process" that we have been waiting for and seeing all the illegals back in their own lands?

In New York City, homeless veterans slept in the parks and on the streets. Illegal immigrants slept at the Roosevelt Hotel. We need to jail the people responsible for that.

Let's impeach a federal judge a week until they get the message about illegal immigrants. Let's start with Judge Bozo and Judge Slutkin in the District of Columbia. In the meantime, let's pull all of those federal law enforcement people providing security for federal judges and put them to work helping ICE reduce the population. Why should federal judges get more protection than you and I have? Hell, they are the ones setting the criminals free, not us.

Is Tampon Tim the new Top Gun for Democrat's? Tim may be the only adult male in the country shorter than Tom Cruise. Tampon Tim is Barney Fife without all of the testosterone.

Are the Democrats using the same writers as the schmucks at MSNBC and CNN? Why do the Dims and their media ass-lickers all say exactly the same things all on the same day? Is it some kind of braindead BINGO?

I haven't read Jake Tapper's book about how Biden misled 95% of the media organizations before finally falling apart in the debate with Trump. Of course, none of those folks talked about that until after election day. I am going to need a little more data, Jake. Your credibility is only a little higher than Sleepy Joe's. 

Jews overwhelmingly vote Democrat. My only question is "Why?". See my previous post for more on this. Why didn't Roosevelt ever mention what was going on in Germany with Hitler and the Jews?

Why do states like Colorado pass laws about immigration when it is clearly a function of the federal government? 

Democrats everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief after Karine Jean Pierre announced that she was becoming an independent. That were probably afraid that she was going to run for President. She knows that anybody can do that job. I guess that means that she will have to start a whole new binder. 

Hakeem Jeffries, Nancy Pelosi's pocket puppet, is threatening everyone in ICE with revealing their names and personal information. I believe the term is "doxxing". I think that the time to charge Hakeem with obstruction of justice is getting closer. Pam Bondi needs to bitch slap Hakeem back to reality.

Letitia James charged Trump for paying lower interest rates than the maximum and now is in the position of having lied about her state of residence to get a lower mortgage rate for her sister in Virginia. What's good for the goose is good for the gander?

Elon Musk and Trump disagree on the proposed budget. After spending the last few months trashing Trump and Musk, Dims don't know whether to shit or go blind? Can they unburn those Teslas? Can they unloot those dealerships?

I watched a story about the high-speed rail project in California today. They have spent $15 billion and haven't laid a foot of track. With Hollywood being in California, they should have just used the old Hooterville Cannonball from the Petticoat Junction series and saved $14.99 billion.

Pete Buttgig must have been the project supervisor on the California rail project before he built those 8 charging stations for $7.5 billion. At those prices, we should all be grateful that we didn't need a new White House built. I don't want to be the 200th million person to question Biden's judgment but, who hires a guy called "Pothole Pete" to be in charge of the highways? Pete brags about being gay, so we know he didn't get hired by dicking Dr. Jill. Maybe he helped Hunter find some crack?

Jasmine Crockett, AOC, Ilhan Omar, Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer, Dan Goldman, Eric "The King of Chinese Takeout" Swalwell and Richard "The Toys for Tots veteran" Blumenthal is a starting lineup that only a Democrat could like. This is the same group of people who are now considering admitting that Biden was braindead. They need to be charged with defrauding the American public. Somewhere, Glenn Turner is looking at the Democrats and thinking, "Hell! I got sued for being more honest than that!" Wait until the Dims bring back Koscot Interplanetary.

What's the good news? We have survived the biggest fraud in the history of American politics and lived to vote it out. The above mentioned dingleberries are clinging to power at the Capitol in Washington. We need to flush the toilet again in 2026 and finish the job!

No, I don't use an Autopen to write this blog.

Do you want fries with that hate??

 Twenty years ago, I was talking about French fries with the Sysco salesman who was even older and wiser than I. I asked him, "Gaylon, why do people use crinkle cut fries? I can't tell any difference in taste. I don't recall a customer ever asking, 'Do you have crinkle cut fries?" Gaylon laughed and responded, "They use crinkle cut fries because their father used crinkle cut fries. Their father used them because his father used them. 

I asked Gaylon that question because we used crinkle cut fries and when I asked the owner why, he didn't know why, other than we had always used them and he didn't want to change.

Why am I writing about this? Because the crinkle cut fries are a metaphor for much of what is going on in the world today. Palestinians are killing Jews because their parents killed Jews. The people in the Middle East are fighting each other because they have always fought each other. This is what they do. It does no good to tell them how much better life would be with peace, you can't show them the stupidity of their actions and how it follows a historical precedent. People don't want to admit that they are wrong, and they are damn sure not going to admit that their mother was wrong.

These idiot college students who are protesting and taking over buildings don't have a clue as to why they are doing this. They hate Jews but can't tell you why. They only know that their grandparents protested and demonstrated when they were in college in the 1960's and they are going to do the same thing. Time to cue up Hank Williams Jr. singing "Family Tradition".

In the civil rights struggle of the 1950's and 1960's. Jews sided with the blacks and supported their cause. Jews marched with them and helped fund the movement. Blacks have repaid the Jews for their efforts by hating and harming them. I know black people who have never met a Jew, can't define what a Jew is, and cannot explain why they hate them. They just know that they hate them.

If you don't believe that there is a problem between blacks and Jews, you either aren't paying attention or you are a reporter for a major network or even PBS. "Reporter" is a misnomer and has no relationship to the term "reporter" that was used in my ninth-grade journalism class taught by Norma Barbon Lobato at Pierce Junior High. Television networks don't cover the blacks hating Jews story because it is a no-win situation with both advertisers and viewers. The prejudice held by blacks against Jews is the "elephant in the room" that no one wants to talk about.

If you look around the United States today, you can see the same attitudes and prejudices about Jews that infected Germany in the 1920's and 1930's. It wasn't all about what Hitler did. He took an idea that a lot of Germans had and/or agreed with and made it work for him. Why didn't normal Germans speak up? Because they were afraid of the mob mentality. That is the same mentality that is showing itself today at our college campuses and in large cities across the nation.

The guy with the home-made flame thrower who injured eight people while setting his own shirt and vest afire the other day is a perfect example of this. He is from Egypt. He overstayed his visa in this country. Why did he want to attack old Jewish people? Because his father fought the Jews, his grandfather fought the Jews........... 

Can we get some original thought here? College students should not be allowed to protest against Israel without having visited Auschwitz. "Those who don't learn from history are condemned to repeat it." I have worked with young people for years and trust me, they don't know shit about history. 

In 1945, after visiting a German concentration camp, Gen. Eisenhower had these words for the press.  “Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses -because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Ike must have had a vision of college campuses in the United States in the 21st Century.

If "ignorance is bliss", this is the happiest generation in history. Do they want fries with that?

More Monday Morning Moans

 The federal judges who are ruling against Trump's claims that there has been an invasion of this country are wrong. Those judges would not notice an invasion if one bit them in the ass.  I realize that it may be asking a lot of a judge but maybe they should leave the confines of their courtrooms and actually look around the nation. Congress should pass a law requiring that within the next thirty days, EVERY federal judge must work an eight-hour shift as a greeter at Walmart. Let's call it an exercise in fact finding. It would certainly be an eye-opening experience for the judges.

The suspended Milwaukee Hannah Dugan, although not a federal judge, should prove to be a natural at the Walmart greeter job. She purports to have a lot of experience in showing illegals the quick way out of the building.

Bill Clinton claimed yesterday that he had met several times with Joe Biden and had not noticed any cognitive issues. Of course, this is the same Bill Clinton who told the world, "I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."  Unverified reports are that Clinton may be suffering some cognitive issues himself as he appeared not to remember Joe's last name and he kept referring to Biden as "Joe Blow". Hopefully, Bill is only referencing the cocaine found in the White House during Dr. Jill's administration.

Jill Biden is being compared to Lady Macbeth so frequently that she now is telling reporters that it is not Lady Macbeth, it is Dr. Macbeth.  

There are rumors among pollsters that Jill Biden is on the cusp of replacing Hillary Clinton in the polls as America's "First Bitch". Of course, Jill will insist that she be called "Dr. First Bitch".

Andrea Mitchell received a Peabody Award for "Career Achievement" on Sunday. I can only assume that there was a one award limit and that someone else won the "Shilling for the Democratic Party" lifetime award.

Andrea Mitchell said in an interview, "Trust is the coin of the realm, and we have to be the gold standard. We have to be absolutely right all the time."  Bad news Andrea, but you are the photocopied three-dollar bill standard. You are wrong almost all the time and no one with more than a room temperature IQ trusts you. By the way Andrea, congrats on receiving another meaningless award from your ass licking liberal friends/accomplices.

I love all of the manufactured controversy from liberals about the military parade coming in Washington on June 14. The same people who flock to parades and gatherings in Pride Month oppose celebrating the 250th anniversary of the United States Army on June 14. Just for the record, it is the US Army's birthday. It is also Flag Day. And last, but certainly not least, it is President Donald Trump's birthday. That's probably what is really pissing off all of the leftists and Democrats and communists. But I repeat myself. 

I guess that liberals are worried that a US Army parade on the Army's birthday will somehow affect the sanctity of Pride Month. Hopefully, you noticed the sarcasm in that statement,

In 2016, I attended my first Trump rally. It was at the Greensboro Coliseum. The room was not even full. That was the last time I attended a Trump rally without having to wait in line. The rally was on June 14. There was a group of four women in front of me whom had brought a birthday cake for Trump and gave it to some staffer to give to him. Apparently, I must have been one of the few who didn't know it was Trump's birthday. It didn't matter; I don't bring birthday gifts to billionaires.

At the rally, there were three young black men sitting next to me. While we were waiting for Trump to arrive, (Trump is never there at the beginning of the rally), we talked about Trump. One of the men said, "My mother said that Trump was born on Flag Day. She said that is a sign from God." I asked him, "Well, what do you think?" He smiled and said, "I am nineteen. I don't argue with my mother." I laughed and said, "Good Plan!"

This is America, celebrate the holiday of your choice on June 14. 

No one is above the law??

 We have spent the last nine years listening to leftist scum and their elected officials chant "No one is above the law!" It's time to turn that chant into reality.

While we wait for all of the liberals to tell us how they knew that something was wrong with Joe Biden the whole time, let's start taking some action. This was obviously the biggest case of "I've got a Secret" since the television show of the same name folded almost sixty years ago. Everybody knew, but no one said a word. Do we need some kind of investigation into the unknown disease that caused this almost nationwide case of deafness and dumbness?

Here's a thought. In 2021, the Congress decided that a President could be impeached after his term ended for actions taken during his time in office. So that clears the decks for Biden to be tried. The House of Representatives needs to go ahead and vote for an impeachment of Joe Biden.

Congress needs to call in Jake Tapper as the first witness to explain how he managed to not notice that the old guy at the debate he was hosting was mentally unfit to participate. Who could have watched that debate happen right in front of his eyes just a few feet away and not see what was happening? Who other than an idiot "news" reporter working for CNN and shilling for the Democratic Party? CNN should have just brought in Hunter Biden as an impartial moderator as to use Jake the Fake Tapper as an impartial moderator.

How can anyone talk about the concept of being "above the law" and not mention Hannah Dugan? Dugan is the Milwaukee judge who tried to help an illegal escape from her courtroom and avoid ICE.

She is now claiming that she has "total immunity" in anything that she does while performing her job as a judge. No one with more than a room temperature IQ should believe this argument from Dugan. 

She told the agents waiting in the hall outside her courtroom that they needed to get a warrant from another judge before they could take the illegal immigrant. This was not true, but it gave her enough time to hustle the wetback out another exit used by members of the court and staff.

I am not a lawyer or a judge, but the idea that law enforcement needs a warrant to arrest someone they see violating federal law is absurd. Willie the Wetback is violating federal law just by being in the country illegally. Every minute that he is here, he is violating the law. It's like watching someone assault another person. If the police are watching you assault someone, they don't need a warrant. The crime is being committed right in front of them. If you are here illegally, you are committing that crime every minute of every day. Book 'em, Danno!!

Judge Duffus Dugan needs to be convicted and sentenced to thirty days at Guantanamo. She needs to be removed from her job and never again be allowed to serve as a judge.

Last, but certainly not least, is NY AG Letitia James. Her attorney, Abbe Lowell, the same ambulance chasing scumsucker who represented Hunter Biden, claims that James has not done anything illegal. He also maintains that those documents that she signed claiming to make Virginia her home have no validity. No one without a (D) behind their name believes a word she says. Remember Letitia, "No one is above the law".

What else are they lying about?

 Democrats who have spent the last ten years calling Donald Trump a liar need to find a mirror and take a long, hard look at themselves.  Hint: It ain't going to be pretty.

Dims have spent the last five years vouching for Biden's mental competency only to be exposed as liars and frauds. Of course, Dims can't hold a candle to their liberal evangelists, the alleged "reporters" in the media. Those clowns are all writing books about how they were duped by a President with dementia and his handlers. Apparently, you had to be a reporter to not see Biden's demented actions.

If they were doctors, the folks at CNN and MSNBC would be up to their asses in malpractice suits right now. But they aren't, so we are stuck with reporters talking about how they were deceived by a demented old guy, his wife, the egomaniacal "doctor" and his son, the crackhead. Barnum was right, there really is a sucker born every minute in news media land.

What is the most amazing thing happening with all of these stories right now? All of these schmucks who are trying to get rich with stories about how they were deceived by the Biden Crime Family are all still working as "reporters".  What do they have to do to get fired in News Land, USA?

How about the real employers of the news media, the Democratic Party? In Dim World everything is okay as long as it attacks Donald Trump. This is a group of people so obsessed with one person that they need to seek professional mental health treatment. Democrats hate Trump and everyone who supports him. They can't even state an actual fact as a reason for hating him. All they know is they hate Donald Trump.

I will point out that "dem" is a shortened version of both "Democrat" and "demagogue". I would be remiss if I left out "demented". 

We can save a lot of time, money and endless CNN "reports" if the Bidens and their staffers would just come clean on what was going on with Joe.

This isn't the first time that we have gone through this as a nation. I will point out that the three most prominent cases involved Democratic Presidents. Edith Bolling Wilson pretended that Woodrow Wilson was still capable of running the country after he suffered a stroke. I believe that this is what the scene in the "Wizard of Oz" movie was based upon. "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." Of course, in Edith's case, it was a woman behind the curtain. Unlike the Bidens, at least the Wilsons weren't crazy enough to have Woodrow announce a run for another term. How long did it take Democrats to admit the reality of this situation? Or maybe the correct phrasing is how long will it take Democrats to admit the reality of this situation?

How about FDR and Eleanor? Roosevelt was going downhill faster than Jean Claude-Killy on a mountain in the Alps. Have you seen an unretouched picture of him from 1944 or 1945? His appearance gave meaning to the old "death warmed over" axiom. But you have to give FDR a little credit for the power of lust, looking that bad and as sick as he must have been, he had to take that last chance with Lucy Mercer in Warm Springs. The good news was that he was dressed and sitting for an artist's attempt at a portrait when he died. How long did it take for the public to get the details on FDR's death? Twenty-one years later in 1966, Jonathan Daniels, who had been FDR's Press Secretary for only a few weeks before FDR died, mentioned it in a book called The Time between the Wars. 

Just so that you don't get the impression that the news media hiding things is a new event, Jonathan Daniels was the editor of The News and Observer in Raleigh from 1933 to 1941 and then from 1948 to 1964.  He only told the truth about FDR after he was no longer the editor of the family business. What a coincidence!

Now we are in the midst of the Legend of Joe Biden. The stories about Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox have more factual basis than anything you have seen on CNN and MSNBC about Joe Biden. They have crossed the line separating fables from outright lies. 

The deaf, dumb and blind kid memorialized in "The Pinball Wizard" song could have done a better job reporting on Biden's condition than did the mainstream media. MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC and others have lied to us about Biden's condition. Then they sit in their offices and wonder why people read and watch conservative media sources. 

Liberal media sources are like your friends and family. You catch them in one lie, and you spend the next several years asking yourself, "What else are they lying about?" In this case, the answer is easy. They are lying about almost everything. You have been warned.

Monday Morning Madness and Meaness

 Jasmine Crockett is living proof that someone in Texas is banging sheep. On the other hand, you rarely see a sheep wearing a wig to work every day.

Dims are talking about what they are going to do when they retake the House in 2026.  Maybe they will give President Kamala Harris a vote of confidence.

Jamie Raskin? If he spent less time trying to impeach Trump, he might know what his wife is doing with her investments. It's the Nancy Pelosi-Paul Pelosi story with a touch of role reversal. Do you know where your spouse is investing your money? If the answer is yes, you aren't a Democrat in Congress.

Protesters on January 6 went to federal prison for less contact with police officers than Rep. McIver had with ICE in New Jersey. January 6 is the only incident in the last 150 years where Democrats sided with police.

After the guy who killed two at the Jewish Museum in Washington is tried and convicted, let's just airdrop him into Iran wearing a Star of David tee shirt and a yarmulke.

Trump needs to appoint a commission to study Biden's mental condition for the last five years. Give them subpoena power to call witnesses. They need to question all of the CNN and MSNBC reporters who have all apparently had some kind of "on the road to Damascus" experience in the last few weeks. I thought that God worked miracles with Saul. Of course, after Saul changed to Paul, he did write several books. His credibility is still much higher than Lying Jake Tapper. Lying Jake didn't notice anything until the polls closed in November. Didn't Tapper host the Trump-Biden debate? Jake must have had some kind of "out of body" experience at some point in late 2024.

They have now charged more people in New Orleans with helping inmates escape than the actual number of inmates who escaped. Go ahead and charge the sheriff with malfeasance and get it out of the way. There are only two types of people on the streets of New Orleans; victims and criminals. I wouldn't be in New Orleans after dark on a bet.

Kyle Larson participated in both the Indy 500 and then the Coca-Cola 600 in Charlotte yesterday. It might have turned out better if he had just focused on one race. 

The Obamas must be at some marriage counseling retreat this week. I haven't heard her (Big Mike) complaining about America in hours.

Since the Constitution was adopted, we have had thousands of federal judges with fifteen impeachments and eight convictions. In the same time period, we have had forty-five Presidents with four impeachments and zero convictions. It's time to step up the rate of impeachments for federal judges. We have had enough of their shit!!

I don't know how or if it relates to Jasmine Crockett, but Jamie Raskin once had a girlfriend in Texas. He won't comment other than to say, "It was a baaaaad experience."

Several days ago, Hakeem Jeffries told the world that indicting Rep. McIver would be "crossing a red line". Apparently, the DOJ has crossed the hell out of that line without any action from Jeffries. There's probably going to be a pardon from Biden turn up for her in the next week.